The lawn that won't stop growing...

--Most people mow there lawns once a week maybe twice if it's been raining. that's most people.
--My yard grows so much I usually have to mow it every other day. or the bugs start taking over the yard. And I’m not taking about little bugs either. I seemed to have been blessed with a mutant breeding farm for bugs. mosquitoes the size of wasps, grasshoppers the size of butterflies and butterflies the size of small birds.
--On a good day mowing only takes a little while. When the dang bugs are going whack a doodle crazy. Well lets just say during the summer I spend a lot of time mowing. Which is a pain the neck because on top of everything else I have to be careful about making to many right turns or else I get dizzy from vertigo.
--It makes for interesting times let me tell you. But when it's all done it looks kind of pretty. So I guess it's worth it....