Living with cell phones....

--My wife usually smiles when I have to make a phone call. because I dread it. And will go out of my way to put it off.
--First of all I really don't like cell phones. I know in this day and age, that’s probably a no no but it's the plain truth.
--I think the dang buttons are to small and as for the rest of the endless features well lets just say useless doesn’t even begin to describe my feeling’s for them.
--When and if I’m faced with having to make or use the dang cell phone I usually hum a few bars of round the mulberry bush. Because no mater how simple the phone call is, with in a few short min I know I’ll end up either chasing that dang monkey. Or have to jump through endless hoops to get though to who ever it is I need to call. .
--The only feature I do like on our cell phone is the speaker phone. Because there's nothing worse than trying to talk to somebody who seems to think they have to yell to be heard.
--Other than being portable I think cell phone’s are a much over hyped piece of technology that I for one could and often do try to avoid using….