--It seems the thing I use to tell my children has finally come back to bite me in the butt.
--Mowing the yard today the usual cast of charters were out and about. Neighbors chickens in the trees, kittens running every which way and that dang fool loud mouth crow sitting in his tree. Being more intent in doing a little mowing I tried to ignore the dang fools.
--Of course this didn't faze the kittens in the least they just went about their business going whack a doodle crazy. The chickens got bored when I didn't start yelling at them and went home. The crow well I guess he just figured he'd just try a little harder.
--First he buzzed me a few times trying to get my attention. When that didn't work the dang fool stole my hat. Apparently he thought this was just great because he returned to his tree to crow about it.
--Unluckily for him Hansel was waiting for him. She leaped out of the tree and knocked the dang fool out of the air. They both landed on the ground in a pile. The crow was the first to recover and promptly took off. Hansel got up and shook herself off. I ran over and got my hat and patted old Hansel on the head.
--Of course the crow had the last laugh. Apparently while flying around he found time to poo in my hat.....
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