The best alarm clock…

--The quickest way to wake up the house in the morning is to start frying eggs ,bacon and toast .
--Over the years I have found this to work better than banging on door’s and pointing out the time.
--Usually by the time the food is done and ready for the plates, the zombies are standing in the doorway wondering what’s up.
--Say what you will about alarm clocks, but there’s something about fresh brewed coffee and the smell bacon and eggs frying that works better every time….