LOOKING AT ME.....

--When the children were little they devised a game which sole purpose was to drive me and anybody unlucky enough to be caught up in it over the edge.
I called it looking at me. What in Sam hill they called it I have no idea.
--It would start out simple enough one child would run out and claim another was looking at them. Of course being some what new to the game I’d dive in and tell the offending child to stop looking at the other.
--Which of course would start the next level which was a reply of the of the first level.
--Then I of course would try the separate the little darlings. Which only provided a moments relief because that’s when I found out that not only were my children blessed with a over abundance of cuteness but they could also see through walls.
--After about a hour of this I’d pull the old vacuum cleaner out of the closet and start vacuuming. Which for some reason would drive the little darling's right into each others arms by giving them a common goal of making sure they didn't get vacuumed up. Or what ever toys were laying about.
--Needless to say over the years we burned out allot of vacuum cleaners. But we did end up with some pretty clean carpets.....