--There has been a garter snake hanging around our place for the last 3-4 years. Every spring I find it's dang skin it’s shed and every year the dang thing looks longer than the last.
--Now myself I really don't mind snakes. As long as the dang fool things leave me the Sam hill alone. Same goes for bugs for that matter.
--But this dang fool snake seems to take great joy in hanging around pestering me. Every once in awhile I’ll catch a glimpse of the dang thing out of the corner of my eye while mowing. And a couple of times I’ve seen the dang fool thing wrapped around a branch in the dang trees.
--Of course when I tell my wife about the dang thing she just gives me that why you old dang whack a doodle look. Every year I keep waiting for her to catch a glimpse of the dang thing. But so far it only seems to want to pester me....
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