LOOKING FOR A FEW NUTS....

--One day driving down a street I slowed down to let a couple of people cross the street. It was hot day so I had all the windows down.
--While waiting for the people to cross I noticed a squirrel crossing the street on a phone wire above my head. Which at the time I thought was funny. At lest until the dang fool thing dropped from the wire to land on my hood.
--I don't know who was more shocked me or the dang fool squirrel. Being in a car with old fashioned window handles I knew it was impossible to get them all rolled up. So I just tried to play it cool. Cool quickly evaporated when they dang fool squirrel decided to pop in for a visit. The little bugger slid in the passenger window took one look at me and scampered into the back seat.
--Well I started looking for a parking space, but really didn't have to worry because the little fool ran out of the passenger window with a old crusty peanut butter sandwich one of my children had left in the back seat. I guess the little fool was looking for a few nuts and decided he'd settle for a sandwich....