Monday, February 20, 2017

NO STRING'S ATACHED....10/03/15

--Usually when I come across a offer that starts out with no strings attached I get nervous and start feeling for my wallet.
--Most of the time they end up shredded and in the cat box, where they'll do the most good. Rather than me trying to wade through the twisted writing to try and figure out just where in the Sam hill the catch is. Putting myself on the road to a brain aneurism.
--My wife claims if I took the time I might find out they were good ones out there. But that’s only another of her not so suttle attempts to hear me rant about the shuffle and muffle writing they usually contain. Where they shuffle the truth by muffling it with big words.
--Over the years if there’s one thing I’ve learned everything has a certain amount of strings attached. You do the best you can by trying to find the ones with lest amount of strings. It's a adventure just trying to figure out which is which.....

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