SNAILS AND SLUGS.....

--You can tell when it rains because the dang fool porch is slippery as all get out, and covered with snails and slugs.
--For some reason as long as we've lived at whack a doodle acres we've always had a overabundance of snails and slugs.
--The children would scream like fool's every time there was a breeze after it rained because the dang fool things would fall out of the trees on them.
--Of course for some reason the dang fool cats loved playing with the dang fool snail the slugs not so much. You can always find the dang fool batting the snails around. The slugs on the other hand usually caused a lot of hopping up and down trying to get the slime off.
--The children weren't much better they didn't seem to mind the snails, in fact they used to throw the dang fool things at each other, the slugs would send them screaming for the house. I guess in a lot of ways cats and children are the same......