--I don't mind mowing, except around the dang fool fruit trees. No matter how careful you are you can usually count on getting hit on the head by falling fruit.
--The other day when I went out to mow I grabbed one of the kids old plastic helmets and put the dang fool thing on. I figured there no more raps on the head.
--My wife just looked at me and shook her head. I guess after all these years nothing really surprises her any more.
--I was doing really good until the dang fool pear trees low hanging branch knocked the dang fool helmet of. Then low and behold if I didn't get knocked in the head by a falling pear.
--When I told my wife about the whole thing and how the dang fool fruit trees were plotting against me. And the whole yard was cursed. She just looked at me and said,” I’m sure that's what it was."
-- I guess there's a lesson in there somewhere......
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