--For some dang fool reason I’m constantly forgetting to remember the rules of this dang fool game we call life. Especially today where so much time is spent walking a tightrope of political correctness.
--Walking in to a store the other day somebody sneezed and before I knew it I said god bless you. Looking around I noticed a half a dozen people giving me the stink eye. Apparently I’d broken a rule or to and hadn't even realized it.
--But hey what can you expect from a man wearing a pink hat talking to himself and humming Christmas songs. Which before long also offended a few more people. Apparently humming Christmas songs before Halloween is a no no to.
--Of course my wife just goes about her business and tries to fill the dang fool cart as quick as possible. Because she knows the one thing that can get a pink hat wearing old fool riled is being giving the sink eye once to often. And when that happens he usually ends up making a spectacle out of himself and those around him. Or so I’ve been told, while humming silly songs in different voices on one of our shopping outing's when were out and about....
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