CHRISTMAS CLOCK WAKE UP....

--Pouring coffee half awake is all right as long as you remember the dribble effect. You know that design enhancement they put into every pot where if you don't pour mind numbingly slow you'll dribble half the dang fool thing all over the place.
--Everything thing was going pretty good this morning. Had one eye open because the other one just didn't want to wake up just yet. Managed to add the right amount of scoops, and water. And even managed to hit the switch without a hitch.
--Even got to the point where my cup was half full when that dang fool Christmas clock went off and started banging away at some dang fool version of a Christmas coral. It seems I forgot I’d just replaced the batteries the other day.
--Of course the dog started howling and the kittens went whack a doodle crazy. Jerry lee and Gandoll just opened one eye and gave me such a look. as I poured coffee all over the place but in my cup. Which probably wouldn't have been so bad but half of it went down the front of me.
--Of course any other person probably would of lost it right there. But not me. I put the pot back and finished howling along with the dang fool dog to the Christmas coral.
--Waffles just looked at me like I was nuts. So I took a bow and told him I’d be back in a hour for a encore.
--When I came back in the living room my wife just looked at me and shook her head as she sipped her coffee. I guess after all these years she's pretty much grown accustomed to my brand of whack a doodle ness.....