--Having a temperamental riding lawn mower is a pain in the neck. Trying to keep an eye on blueberries prone to whack a doodle crow shenanigans is a bigger pain in the neck. Especially in a yard that I swear grows two inches by the time you get done mowing.
--Pushing a push mower through tall grass. Yeah you guessed it, a big pain in the neck. The reward is worth it. If you can stand the dang fool crow crowing from his tree. While his two dimblub backup singer’s carry on from my neighbors fence.
--Of course the fools had to take turns buzzing me while I was mowing. But hey I guess everybody is entitled to a little fun.
--When I dragged my fool butt in the house my wife asked why in Sam hill I was mowing the backyard. All I had to say was blueberries and she understood....
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