HE'S BACK....

--My wife clams I’m an old fool who loves routine. Which of course is true but I try real hard not to admit it. Even though we both know I’m lying.
--Drinking coffee on the porch watching the sun come up has become a part of my morning routine. Along with checking my blue berries, after the sun comes up. Not before because there’s to many dang crater’s in the yard thanks to gopher dog. A lesson I had to learn the hard way stumbling through the yard one morning.
--It was on one of my morning walks that I had the misfortune of hearing that dang fool crow crowing from the tree next to my blue berries. If that wasn't bad enough he flew down and buzzed me a few times before flying back up to the dang tree. Talk about a stick in the eye.
--Now don't get me wrong I like just about any thing. And will give just about anything a chance. But a blue berry eating dang fool crow that’s pushing things. Of course my wife thinks I’m being a tad over dramatic. but I’m sure she'll come around when I finish cutting down his dang fool tree....