BOTTLE RETURNS.....

--It used to be one of the chore's I hated. Dragging your bottles back to the store to return them. Mostly because certain store's gave you such a hard time, it was like pulling teeth to get them to take the dang fool bottles back.
--They either wanted all the caps of, or have the dang fool things all washed out or just about anything they could think up to keep from having to take the dang fool things back.
--Then somebody came up with the dang fool machine that took bottles and cans. Which was either full, or out of order, or just wouldn't accept the dang fool bottle or can. Which of course was a pain in the neck when you had to go and argue with the people who sold you the stupid bottle or can.
--But recently a new place came to our little town. Where all you have to do is dump the dang fool things out and they count them. Easy peasy ,and their always cheerful at the end of the whole process. It’s a rather enjoyable experience let me tell you. And a long time coming as far as I’m concerned....