Rainbow colored poo.

--One day while taking care of my children I found myself in for quite the shock. With four kids I'd thought I'd crossed every hurdle in the poo department. Just goes to show you what I knew.
--It was changing the third diaper that I noticed something was wrong. The poo was rainbow colored.  That sent me in a spin. I mean I didn't know what in the Sam hill was going on but I figured I'd better find out in a hurry.
--I ran to the phone in a panic, and called my wife at work.
--When she picked up I explained about what happened, and asked her if I had to rush off to the hospital or call 911,or what. Of course my wife being the constant smart Alec that she is sometimes, when I'm in chicken little mode, started laughing like a nut.
--I stood there glaring into the phone wishing very much that I could reach out and touch someone. When she finally took a deep breath and said I'm sorry dear it's funny. I shook the phone and said well I’m so glad I could make your day. now what about the poo. She says check the crayon box.
--Well I figured my wife lost it and wanted me write a note. I grabbed the crayon box and found 3  little crayons out of a box of 12. I looked at the child and she looked back as if to say  what. I went back to the phone and she's telling coworkers about what happened. Of course I had to wait until they all had a good laugh. After a couple of minutes she gets back on the phone, gasping for air, and asks what I found. I told her the child has ate like 9 crayons, did she think I should take her to the hospital or what. She said no their non toxic. which is why we always by them. I say well why didn't you just tell me that in the first place. And she says well then we all wouldn't had such a good laugh. I said well I'm glad we can help and hung up shaking my head and mumbling to myself. Little did I know that this was the first episode of the great crayon adventure with this child....