Where was I...

--"It all started,"
--(Excuse me I thought I was going to tell the story?)
--"Were you there?"
--(No but I've heard you tell it enough I know it by heart.)
--"It's not the same, so be quiet, you igit."
--(There's no reason to get mean, I was just trying to help.)
--"You can help by being quiet."
--(OK have it your way I'm just going to sit here. I won't say a word.)
--"Now where was I?"
--(You were on it all started.)
--"I thought I told you to be quiet"
--(Just trying to help.)...